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two posts in one night?! am i sick? no...just silly, and excited that i actually have internet and am able to post! :)

went to the lab again tonight to work on livetext stuff *long story short...it helps us create a website for ourselves* and of course, the livetext site was down!!! so...instead, me and bo made the post that you see right before this one. her's is also quite funny...only slightly different from mine, but different, all the same! then we went to her fiancee's *nathan's* to preform our "get down dance" for him, and somehow talked him into el rincon which led to cheap shots which led to houndstooth which led to much fun! our waiter at el rincon sucked, but what's new?! it was a very enjoyable night with bo and nathan! sorry, ho, that i didn't call....i had no idea that i was doing anything except taking bo to nathan's, and then...well...goulet!...you get the idea.... :)

i HATE school and work, and i have to go to BOTH of them tomorrow...er, well...today :/ at least it's friday :) i hope everyone has a great friday and a great weekend!!!

ROLL TIDE! :)
*i LOVE football season!*

Gold Digger....Original, by my man Kanye

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I'm in need
Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digga way over town
That dig's on me

[Chorus:]
(She did me wrong
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head


[Verse 1:]
Cutie the bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby louis vuitton
Under her underarm
She said I can tell you ROC
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin for the one
have you seen her
My psychic told me she have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An i gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Ok get ya kids but then they got their friends
I Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In
We all went to Den and then I had to pay
If you f**kin with this girl then you betta be payed
You know why
It take too much to touch her
>From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she use to fuck wit Usher
I dont care what none of yall say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(She did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 2:]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his

[Chorus:]
(She did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm Need)
But she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
(She did me wrong)
Now I aint sayin she a gold digger (When I'm need)
but she aint messin wit no broke niggaz
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head

[Verse 3:]
Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs
You dont want ya dude to smoke but he can't buy weed
You got out to eat and he cant pay yall cant leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But why yall washin watch him
He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson
He got that ambition baby look in his eyes
This week he moppin floorz next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know his dude's ballin but yea thats nice
And they gone keep callin and tryin
But you stay right girl
But when you get on he leave yo a** for a white girl

Get down girl go head get down
Get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head get down
get down girl go head
(can you play that back)

Gold Digger...Dr. Gibbons style...by your girls Bo and Jer

[Jamie Foxx]
She takes my money when I am in need.
Yes, she's a dishonest friend, indeed.
She only wants you for your money to use around town.
Ultimately, the joke is on me.

[Chorus:]
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady, dance!


[Verse 1:]
This girl is so attractive.
I met her at a beauty salon
with a miniature Louis Vuitton
under her arm.
She said, "I can tell that you rock,
I can tell by your charm!
There is a plethera of girls who find you worthy of their attention."
"I can tell by your charm and your arm,
but I'm looking for the one
have you seen her?"
My astrological advisor told me that she would have a rear-end like Serena
Trina, or Jennifer Lopez. You have four children,
and I must take them all to Chuck-E-Cheese?
Alright, then; I'll take them and all of thier friends, as well.
I arrived in my Mercedes Benz, and they all entered my vehicle.
We all went to dinner, and was forced to cover the expenses of the evening.
If you would like to be in the company of this young lady, then you should have large amounts of money.
Do you understand why?
You must have a large amount of money before she will consider befriending you.
I understand that she was impregnated by the rap icon known as Busta Rymes.
My best friend told me that she has lain with Usher in the past.
I don't care what anyone says, however. I still love her!

[Chorus:]
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady, dance!


[Verse 2:]
Eighteen years, eighteen years!
She labored with one of your children, and now you must be present in that child's life for the next eighteen years.
I know someone is paying court mandated child support for one of his offspring.
This child's mother has a car and home that is much larger than his.
You can see him on television on any given Sunday
where he will win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai.
She was instructed to buy your child toys and needed items with the money that you provided her with.
She, instead, went to the doctor and had the excess fat globules sucked from her thighs with the money that you provided her with.
She's walkin around looking like other celebrities who have had their bodies reconstructed, such as Micheal Jackson because of the money that you provided her with.
You should have gotten the money that you provided her with insured with GEICO, or some other respectable insurance company.
If you are smart, then you should ask for a prenumptual agreement.
I WOULD PREFER A PRENUMPTUAL AGREEMENT, PLEASE!
It would really be beneficial,
because when she decides that your relationship is no longer vaild, then she will make sure that half of your money belongs to her.
Eighteen years, eighteen years,
and on her 18th birthday, he found out that the child belonged to another fellow.

[Chorus:]
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
(She acted inappropriately toward me.)
Now I am not saying that she looks for money in a man (When I'm need)
But she does not fraterninze with men who are monetarily challenged.
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance! (I must leave soon)
Dance, young lady, dance!


[Verse 3:]
Now, I'm not saying that you are only looking for a large wealth when you look for a man who deserves your company.
You don't want your beau to smoke, but he can't purchase the illegal grasslike substance that he prefers.
When you go to dinner at a restaraunt and he can't provide the necessary funds, you cannot leave the establishment.
There are dishes in the kitchen area, and he must now roll his sleeves up as not to get them wet while he is washing the dishes.
But while you both are cleansing the dishes, notice his behavior.
He will drive a Mercedes Benz one day instead of the Datson that he is currently driving!
He has ambition, young lady; Gaze into his eyes!
This week he is cleansing the floors of the filth, and next week, perhaps, he will cook french fries.
Stay with him through his turmoil.
Be loyal to your male counterpart.
Don't weaken your values when you are approached by other men.
You act appropriately, young lady.
When you get older, however, he may still leave you for a lady with a more fair skintone.

Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance!
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance!
Dance, young lady. Go ahead and dance!
Dance, young lady, dance!
(Can you let the song fall on my ears once more, please?)


... and the best part of this? Bo emailed it to our CRD teacher, Dr. Gibbons (also my and ho's 11th grade english teacher)

my dream car...the Bently Continental Flying Spur...

OK...this scared me a lil..so I didnt' include the whole profile that I got back...it said I would have been a Nazi :(...scary....

The Would You Have Been A Nazi Test

The Foot Soldier
Achtung! You are 61% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 42% blindly patriotic

So I know I haven't posted in a few days...I know...I suck...but I have been sooo freakin busy! Here's the quick update on my life (cause I know you were all holding your breath to see what I've been up to...):

-trying to get my car fixed (thank MBUSI my bf could build a car in his sleep...)
-trying to study for the second test in a class that I am currently failing (and by failing, I don't mean that I have a B...I mean I am really failing it...)
-trying to sleep (so far only slightly successful)
-trying to work out (even less than slightly successful...only one day this week, and the rest of the week's not looking so promising)
-trying to spend some quality time with the friends (fun times tonight...dinner at Laura's...Pete's an awesome cook...as always!)
-trying to spend some quality time with the bf (completely unsuccessful until the weekend...I hate these crazy shifts that he's working right now...)

I am "trying" to do a lot of things....but none of them are really working out right now. I'm pretty sure that a mental breakdown is coming soon...although I am completely unstressed at the moment...I can't wait till it all hits me tomorrow night :) (test Thursday...icky!)

So...sorry I haven't posted in a while...I'll try to do better!

Since my post is very non-uplifting...here's a lil something to make you smile...or at least, make me smile :)
*Da da dee da da dum...*
"Goulet...playing tonight...sans-plugged...I mean...plugless...I mean, uh..." :)

I know...I'm beating that dead horse, but, well...lol...iduno, nevermind...

My results from the Funny Test:
the Idiot Savant
(43% dark, 56% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often a little physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. But most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but ironically, that definitely indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 24% on dark
You scored higher than 73% on spontaneous
You scored higher than 72% on vulgar

...so I am 72% more vulgar than most other people my age and gender....sad for me....

So I am singing at church on Sunday and, since I am a huge procrastinator, I did't pick my song out until this afternoon. I got the Jeremy Camp song "My Desire"....I love it. Anyways, so I put the CD in my computer to put it on my iTunes, and I notice that the names/artists info looks a lil strange. See what you think....this is what came up....

Name * Artist * Album
Young Niggaz * Dirty *Vogues/Cadillac Anthem (Single)
Vogues/Cadillac * Anthem *Dirty Vogues/Cadillac Anthem (Single)
Dirty Niggaz * Dirty * Vogues/Cadillac Anthem (Single)
All I Do * Dirty * Vogues/Cadillac Anthem (Single)

I just thought someone out there might get a kick out of this...

Math 470: Principles of Modern Algebra ...but Algebra is not modern...it's very very old....so old that we should bury it under the big tree on the corner of 6th and 12th *outside my window*. It's not even that it's so terrible, although it was not very fun today- I am just tired of numbers, I guess. Also, with comments like..."Now, how do you do matrix multiplication?" and "How did you know that that is the identity matrix", I sometimes have flashbacks to math with idiots . We have a test tomorrow and I am not looking forward to studying tonight.

What I am looking forward to, though, is dinner and a movie next week :). In case you are anaware....Pete is a freakin awesome cook. Once a week for the past several weeks, Pete cooks dinner and we all get to enjoy good food and good company. Last night was chicken stuffed with a couple of cheeses and iduno what else he put in it, corn, peanut butter pie, and fudge *the desserts were my and Kim's responsibility, and Pete did the chicken, of course*. It was great, as always. Anchorman topped the night off, followed by a fun game of toss the Lime- it was much more exciting than you might think!

So I guess I have to get ready to go slave for the Law School.....can I say slave for?...I mean, can I use slave as a verb instead of a noun?...Pete, Ho, Lo...maybe ya'll could help me out with this....

Also, for those of you who are unaware....I wrecked my car Saturday night. Me, Leslie, Haley, and Miriam were on our way to Atlanta to see Weezer for free when *sigh* 10 car pile-up on I-20...we were right in the middle. Luckily, we were all ok, but my poor car is hanging on by a string...or should I say bungie cord...? While getting my car fixed is a terribly expensive and incredibly annoying task, I missed seeing my favorite band for the first time :(.

Oh well...

So I finally got tired of being the only person I know without a blog of my own, so here I am on the LJ *as my roomie calls it*. Instead of a really long first post, I just wanna see how all this works. Leave me lots of comments too :)

Also, for those of you who don't understand my name....watch Will & Grace....it's my alias :)